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Dan Patrick Dictionary

Dan's mom -- Raised four boys and often calls in to tell Dan to watch his language.
Dan's movie roles -- I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Longest Yard, Benchwarmers , Waterboy , Baseketball.
Dan's rides -- Now it's a Prius, used to be a Toyota Corolla. In high school it was a 1969 Ford LTD.
Discraceland -- Dan's nickname for Michael Vick's dogfighting house.
"En fuego" -- Dan's former catch phrase that started out as "el fuego."
"Golden Boy" -- Dan's nickname from his college basketball coach at Eastern Kentucky University.
Height and weight bell -- When Dan's former co-host Rod Dibble used to update his increasing weight daily, the show's producers would ring the bell. Callers started getting involved and it has become a show a staple.
"I love Duke" -- Mike Krzyzewski on the Dan Patrick Show.
"I'm going to praise God all the way to the bank" -- Boxer Tommy Morrison on the Dan Patrick show.
K.O. -- Keith Olbermann
"Let me get boogey-loogey with you." -- Michael Irvin preparing to tear into Dan.
Reggie Alouicious Miller -- Reggie Miller's show name.
"Hello loser" -- Bob Costas calling in the day after he beat Dan for the Sports Emmy … again.
Hang-ups -- People who have hung up on Dan on the air: Whitey Herzog, Tonya Harding; People Dan accidentally hung up on: Junior Seau, President Bill Clinton.
"Nice Shoes" -- Ringo Starr after Dan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in golf shoes.
"Palaver" -- What NBA Commissioner David Stern called Dan's statements and the name of a blog dedicated to the show.
“Passion Bucket” -- Term coined by Rick Neuheisel on the Dan Patrick that was subsequently used by Kobe Bryant, Bob Costas, Rich Eisen and several others.
Paulie Pabst -- Paul Pabst, Dan Patrick show producer.
Ham sandwich -- Dan's daughter's 2004 Halloween costume.
Man-crush -- See Tom Brady.
Seton -- Patrick O'Connor, Dan Patrick show producer.
Seven Seas -- Un-official show pub.
Starbucks -- Un-official fuel of the Dan Patrick Show.
"The chiropractor" -- Dan's nickname for Jaguars running back Maurice Jones Drew after he "straightened out" Shawne Merriman.
"The Showkiller" -- Former producer of the Dan Patrick Show.
Yoko Romo -- Dan's nickname for Jessica Simpson.